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Trump Goes on Crazy Truth Social Rant That Makes Zero Sense and It’s Obvious He’s a Confused, Demented Old Man

As Bugs Bunny might have said, what a maroon.

Donald Trump likes to talk about how “senile” Joe Biden is. In fact, he’s almost staked his entire campaign on it.

But he’s having some trouble lately keeping things together mentally. Sure, we’ve all seen the occasional blurb where he’s stumbled over his words. But this is becoming a daily occurrence.

When outspoken actor Robert De Niro narrated a video that underlined the fact that Trump will “use violence against anyone who stands in the way of his megalomania and greed,” Trump (of course) lost his mind.

But when he spoke out against De Niro, he seemed to be confusing him with another legendary actor, Dustin Hoffman.

In the middle of the night, when Trump goes on most of his rants if they’re not outside a courtroom, he posted on his social media. And this was no slouch of a post. “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?” he cried, recalling a line from “Mrs. Robinson,” the Simon and Garfunkel hit that the theme song from the movie The Graduate.

That movie stars Dustin Hoffman, not Robert De Niro.

But before he even got to his “gotcha” moment, Trump had already mentally faltered. He wrote “I never knew how small, both mentally and physically, Wacko Former Actor Robert De Niro was.”

De Niro is only a few inches shorter than him, whereas Dustin Hoffman is only five-foot-five (165 centimeters for you Canadian visitors). He seemed to confuse the two again.

There are definitely plenty of actors that could easily be confused, like Henry Cavill and Matt Bomer. These two are not. One did Raging Bull and the other did Rain Man. They’re not even CLOSE.

Trump full post said, “I never knew how small, both mentally and physically, Wacko Former Actor Robert De Niro was. Today, De Niro, who suffers from an incurable case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, commonly known in the medical community as TDS, was met, outside the Courthouse, with a force far greater than the Radical Left – MAGA. Robert, whose movies, artistry, and brand have gone WAY DOWN IN VALUE since he entered the political arena at the request of Crooked Joe Biden, looked so pathetic and sad out there. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio!!!”

And it’s odd he’d say De Niro’s movies have gone down in value when he was nominated for an Oscar just earlier this year. He didn’t win, losing to Robert Downey Jr. in Oppenheimer, but still, out of all the actors in supporting roles only 5 men got a nomination, and De Niro was one of them. So again, Trump is just lying or confused. Or both.

He’s confused Biden with Obama, and even confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley. He’s confused a wall with a cheeseburger, where you would normally put ketchup.

But to confuse Trump with Biden, when it comes to mental deficiencies, is ridiculous. Sure, Biden’s had his gaffes. But Trump barely recognized his own daughter when he was in court and she was there to support him.

It’s clear that he’s deteriorating before our very faces, and it doesn’t seem to be getting any better.

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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