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Pete Buttigieg Dunks on Whiny Rubio So Bad That Lil’ Marco Has to Make a Sad Video Defending Himself

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One senses that there’s a little bit of jealousy going on with respect to Marco Rubio versus Pete Buttigieg. After all, Pete is all things Rubio was supposed to be, only younger and still climbing. Meanwhile, Marco is on life support with a foundering campaign up against the very popular  Rep. Val Demmings, and there is no guarantee that Rubio wins that race, especially representing a pro-choice state at a time with an angry electorate. Buttigieg has a relatively important cabinet position, especially at this point in history.

Out of fear of the SCOTUS, Democrats have pushed to codify the right to marry across the country. Federal law “trumps” state law on issues such as these. Marco Rubio made waves across the country, saying that he thought it was a “waste of time.”

Marco Rubio told me that he is a NO on House’s same-sex marriage bill, calling it a ‘stupid waste of time,'” CNN’s Manu Raju reported last Wednesday. He also noted that “when he said that, there was another senator on the elevator who heard him: Tammy Baldwin, who is gay.

Yes, it would take up so much of Marco’s precious time. Sec. Buttigieg (Marco probably hates hearing the title, given that Marco voted against Buttigieg as secretary) pointed out that this actually wasn’t about time, making a fool out of Rubio while doing it:

“If he’s got time to fight against Disney, I don’t know why he wouldn’t have time to help safeguard marriages like mine. But this is really, really important to a lot of people. It’s certainly important to me. Our marriage deserves to be treated equally. And I don’t know why this would be hard for a senator or a congressman.”

Oh! That’s right! When it was time to fight gay marriage, Marco had plenty of time. That is a Pete Buttigieg-level spanking. Reserved but so smart it digs to the core.

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Buttigieg had a solution: If they don’t want to spend a lot of time on this they can vote ‘yes’ and move on. And that would be really reassuring for a lot of families around America, including mine.

Rather than take it like a man (so to speak), Rubio simply whined in a “rebuttal.”

While also saying: “I’m not going to focus on the agenda that dictated [sic] by a bunch of affluent, elite liberals and a bunch of Marxist misfits,

And that did it. As Pete said, all those problems existed when Marco was attacking Disney, and he found the time, and – it doesn’t take long. Last, yes, Pete went to Harvard and knows that federal law would protect gay couples in… Indiana, where Pete and Chasten are from, but might not allow gay marriage.

The net loved Pete and buried Marco:

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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