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‘Fred’s Failure’: New Ad Featuring Trump’s Father Fred Shows Donald Trump is Nothing But a Giant Failure

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One of the most shocking things about the MAGA head movement is that they have no conceivable idea as to just how many businesses Trump destroyed on his way to being a TV “star.”

It never once occurs to them to ask why it is that “billionaire” Trump had time to do a TV show, but Gates, Buffet, Bezos, none of the real billionaires have time to work for someone else. Real billionaires are too busy being successful to “play” at it on TV. Even Oprah has too much money to do a TV show nowadays!

Well, as it turns out, Trump might have needed the airtime to even appear successful because things were falling apart everywhere else. Up and until the TV show, Trump succeeded primarily at being the son of a very rich father. (We are leaving out possible money laundering for foreign nations as to “successes” at this point).

So what better time than the day before Father’s Day to honor “Fred,” the man who brought us Trump’s “successes.” It is Fred’s money that Trump worked so hard to lose. The ad below goes through many of the businesses Trump busted on his way to the “top,” and still leaves a few out! Nothing in here about football leagues or universities. There’s only so much time …

Oh, ouch.

This ad will make Trump far angrier than Bolton’s book. The book only accused Trump of being a Chinese prostitu … the book only accused Trump of selling out his country, not having to sell everything off.

The ad highlights something Trump cares deeply about, his failure to make money against almost impossible odds. Trump can live with people knowing that he’s a traitor, but having people hear that he really had to sell himself? Because that was all he had left? That a mutual fund would’ve been a far better investment? The fight will be on.

So spread it around and think of it as a Father’s Day present to Fred and to the fathers around you.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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