Proud Boy Joe Biggs is in jail awaiting trial for his alleged role in the January 6 riots at the Capitol building, and apparently, at least according to an ally who stepped forward on his behalf, he doesn’t like the food. That ally posted a letter where Biggs noted his distaste for the “soy-based” food that he believes is “weakening his body.”

Biggs purportedly sent the letter to right-winger Darren McBreen, who said in a Facebook post that Biggs is being treated as if he lives “in a third-world country.”

Biggs whines that his physical health is deteriorating because he’s not allowed to exercise.

“Today is my 3 month anniversary being locked up,” he wrote. “Not allowed to work out. My body feels as if it’s aged too much. Can hardly move.”

Then he critiqued his diet.

“The food here is all soy-based,” he wrote, “so it’s weakening our bodies. Hardly any protein. Mostly processed foods and some kind of gelatin dog food-looking stuff.”

He’s also found the bathroom situation to be less than ideal because there is “no privacy allowed when sh*tting.

Well, that’s sad alright. Perhaps he should have considered this while he was creating havoc during the violent insurrection on Jan. 6. Prison isn’t meant to be summer camp. It’s meant to be difficult, punishing, and unpleasant. Maybe this dude grew up thinking everything was supposed to be handed to him and that’s why he’s a Proud Boy.

But, he’s apparently found God.

“Read the Bible and other Christian books,” he said. “The plus side to this God was able to get ahold of me in this place. In the end, I just pray people see the truth. I had nothing to do with that day. I never planned what happened. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Well, whatever. While he’s in the clink I hope God tells him his beloved Proud Boys are a hate group and that he needs to obtain himself a sense of decency. But God is frequently asleep on the job. Even so, you can read Biggs’ remarks below and see what you think about his sorry-a** whining.

The link for this has been deleted. It’s unclear why.

— Hilary Sargent (@lilsarg) July 24, 2021