Trump is feeling it! He has an outlet on the net and it’s all his, no one can kick him off his own platform! Well, various servers or web services can deny him access but… we don’t know enough about it. He has an audience! That’s all that matters. See if any of this sounds very very familiar, and ask yourself why he had to say it again, and again, and …

These are from just May 10th:

The House GOP has a massive opportunity to upgrade this week from warmonger Liz Cheney to gifted communicator Elise Stefanik. Elise has intelligence, an endorsement from American Patriot Brandon Judd and the National Border Patrol Council, she has an A+ from the NRA, and she loves our Veterans. We need someone in Leadership who has experience flipping districts from Blue to Red as we approach the important 2022 midterms, and that’s Elise! She knows how to win, which is what we need!

Guess what else? Stefanik has a conservative “rating” that is half of Cheney’s and used her communicative gifts to say some very critical things of Trump when he was president and especially over the Access Hollywood tapes before the presidency. But everything is about today!

After being loudly booed at the Utah Republican Party Convention, Utah’s Weber County censured RINO Mitt Romney in the strongest of terms. Washington County Republicans also censured Romney in April. He is BAD NEWS for our Country!

By our count, this is the third post in which Trump mentioned Mitt Romney being booed in Utah. Imagine a former president caring what the Weber County and Washington County (Utah) Republicans did in “censuring” a former GOP presidential candidate. And yet here we are. The jealousy and rage are palpable and… enjoyable.

And the BEST one for last. There is no conceivable way Donald Trump is going to let a day go by without claiming he won the election. Today he’s on Michigan, where MASSIVE numbers of votes were switched. He also went “Third person” again, because they were changed “from President Trump” to that other guy, the one who is president.

The major Michigan Election Fraud case has just filed a bombshell pleading claiming votes were intentionally switched from President Trump to Joe Biden. The number of votes is MASSIVE and determinative. This will prove true in numerous other States. All Republicans must UNIFY and not let this happen. If a thief robs a jewelry store of all of its diamonds (the 2020 Presidential Election), the diamonds must be returned. The Fake News media refuses to cover the greatest Election Fraud in the history of our Country. They have lost all credibility, but ultimately, they will have no choice!

Jesus as a poll-watcher. We have three more years of this? How many “bombshells” have we been through so far? Not Krakens, just “bombshells”? We love that he feels the need to explain that the diamonds represent him. It’s alright, Karen, we knew what you meant. But no, the presidency will not be “returned” and not just because no one robbed a jewelry store. We learned in 2016 that the Russians meddled in Trump’s favor, no one demanded that Hillary be put in the Oval Office, the Constitution doesn’t work that way.

Moreover, prove it, jackass! People have been waiting. We invite Trump and the MAGAs to bring forth ONE piece of evidence that any state allowed any cheating in the election, just one piece of evidence from any state. We haven’t seen it.

While we’re at it, there is no way Trump knows what “determinative” means. We suspect that Trump believes it’s a skin cleanser. Stephen Miller is obviously writing the tweets again, and sprinkling in mixed capitalization just to fool people. Not us.

It’s great having him back! We kid. But it is kind of entertaining knowing that almost no one sees these ridiculously self-absorbed missives. And he has no idea how pathetic he sounds.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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