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Sean Hannity’s News Site Seems Thrilled That Biden’s Dog Had Another Biting Incident, ‘Major Danger!’

The Right-Wing MAGAs are so desperate to “get something” on Biden, they are now resorting to stories that are getting sadder by the day. Apparently “Major,” the young dog, nipped/bit another person while on a walk, and in an “abundance of caution,” the person went to the White House doctor for treatment and was back on the job.

We reported all about this in the first incident. A nip is not a bite, a nip is a warning, a bite is a bit more serious. They can control themselves and what they deliver. Both are a problem, though. Major is the baby, only three years old (a big baby). Major is the one that was taken from a shelter, he had been abused. We have already noted that dogs that come out of a difficult situation often then go through a period that can be extremely difficult and – unfortunately, sometimes impossible, to deal with.

They are so scarred by their trauma that when they get in a loving home where they suddenly know they are safe and protected, they’re terrified of losing it. Everything becomes a threat (except their family). New people, ones they haven’t seen, take on new meaning to a dog. A dog that had been a gentle giant can become a terrified and aggressive dog. For some, it is just a phase, for some, it’s a phase that isn’t going away fast enough and there is no choice at all but to put the dog to sleep. Most cities (the people who license dogs) will allow one bite. On the second, a dog must be put to sleep. That’s where bites and nips tend to matter a lot. A second “nip” doesn’t carry the same consequences. Nips don’t break the skin.

But clearly, there is a problem because Major went back for training. If one looks at it from Major’s point of view, the problem is obvious. He was abused, then taken to jail, then taken to heaven – at home with the loving Bidens. But now there are all these people around dad and everywhere, this is all so different, he’s scared. From the older dog’s point of view, the situation is obvious, too. He’s never been abused. Mom and dad seem happy, he’s happy. That’s the difference, primarily.

So it’s sad. It is sad from the victim’s view (who did nothing), it’s sad from the Biden’s point of view because he’s their “child” now that they’re empty nesters (dogs are kids that never grow up), and it’s very sad from Major’s point of view because he’s not playing tough guy, he’s playing very very scared traumatized guy.

Sean Hannity thinks it’s news that hurts Joe Biden, or why the f-else would he print this is a “Major” story on his website?

Fck you, Sean. Put any dog around Trump for twenty minutes and see how Trump does. Dogs can read people quite well. Major is scared and likely not coming back to the White House. He will feel neglected again. Maybe the grandkids can take him in. That might work best. But now he’s in real danger and Sean needs to STFU because no one feels worse than Joe and Sean knows it.

Asshole.

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Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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