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Roger Stone Reduced to Begging for Money on Parler to Buy Gas, Medicine, and Pay Rent…and It’s Pathetic

First of all, it is probably best to not believe Roger Stone in any context about anything. The guy would lie in a situation where it would help him to tell the truth, he is just that out of practice. So. To the extent that he is begging for money – and he is – it’s best to be taken with a couple of pounds of salt.

Second, the only thing standing between Donald Trump and a federal penitentiary is Roger Stone, and Donald Trump knows it. We don’t sufficiently recall the details but Roger Stone lied about whether or not he told Trump about the coordination between dumping the Wikileaks data (DNC emails), when they would dump it, and how Wikileak obtained those emails, via the Russians. Had Stone merely said, “Of course, I told Donald Trump that Wikileaks had the DNC emails stolen by the Russians and of course I told him when they would be dumped, and of course it had to be moved up to be dumped on the night of the “Grab them by the p*ssy tape,” well – that would go a long way toward establishing some sort of criminality within the Trump campaign that hit Trump himself.

It also sheds a little light on “Russia, if you’re listening…” almost like they had a plan.

So Roger Stone stands in a unique position as the only person on earth who could still talk and take Trump down. One would think that he could call Trump up and say, “I need $50,000 for rent and other nice things, per month, or I might have to sell my story. But given that Stone is also dealing with the Russians and other people that don’t necessarily play by the rules, Stone may not believe he has such an opportunity. He might be right.

So while we don’t think that Stone is as poor as he sounds, and while we don’t doubt that Stone believes he should be able to milk the rubes, too, there is still a pretty good possibility that Stone is struggling to live the lifestyle to which he’s accustomed. And thus this:

Poor guy. He could probably write a good book and earn some money, rather than beg. But please do note that he wants to be paid in the famously hard to trace bitcoin. We wonder why.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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