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Trump Humiliated on Social Media After Using a Teeny-Tiny Desk for Presser Where He Screamed at Reporters

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Look, this is the man who used a sharpie to draw lines to Alabama, this is the guy that does makeup so bad that he looked like a bad peach at Walmart in one picture that has become internet legend, this is the guy who walked so carefully down a ramp that it was … weird, then called it “slippery as an ice rink,” and this is a man who in a debate talked about not being short-fingered and there are no problems anywhere, that’s who we’re talking about.

So how in holy hell is it possible that he allowed himself to be humiliated by signing something – we don’t know exactly what, it wasn’t his resignation – on a desk built by Matel, or one intended to be used by upper-class private school … second graders?

How does he not enter the room and say, “What the Fck? I am not getting in that chair and signing something at that desk! First of all, I could break the damn chair, second of all, I could miss the chair entirely sitting down, it’s so small, third of all, I could break the damn chair while missing it! Plus, the desk makes me look like a jackass. It doesn’t make me look big and powerful, it makes me look like a guy who has halfway moved out of the house and is using Barron’s older desk to sign something.”

Even the very conservative Drudge Report had some fun humiliating the lame duck who is keeping the seat warm for President-Elect Biden.

Need we say a thing about just how much fun the net has had with the “tiny desk?” It is getting close to sharpie territory and that’s sacred ground:

We do not know. We know it is possible to have long-term symptoms from COVID which should scare everyone.

Oh! Love the NPR reference! Nice. Tiny Desk Concerts, awesome.

Luke Skywalker himself had some thoughts!

It is critical to not forget this is the sitting where Trump went off on the reporter.

We can anticipate more and more antics by an upset staff.

Shhhh. No one tell him he IS the manager.

Surrounded by KIDS and with a suit that fits and shoes that look like they were more than the $100 Trump spends (probably 5-10x that).

Now THIS is perfection, and 100% true:

Forever remember that Trump was sitting at that itty-bitty desk when he went off on Reuter’s Jeff Mason:

There is nothing to beat that, so we end there. Hit any of the tweets and you’ll be right in line for many more.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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