Prepare yourselves. This is shocking.

The woman you know as Ivanka Trump (Kushner) who walks around as if the world has always owed her for gracing it with her presence and seems to honestly believe that she’s qualified to be a White House presidential adviser has always been a spoiled fcking brat, who looked down on “lessers” to a degree that is actually shocking.

Even really spoiled teenage girls would normally be above saying something like “Why would you have me read a book about fcking poor people?” As Ivanka reportedly said at one point in high school, according to an article in Vanity Fair, by way of the Daily Mail supported by one of Ivanka’s former best friends that is now not much more than a polite acquaintance who believes that the “veil needs to be lifted off” the image.

Lysandra Ohrstrom, a 38-year-old journalist who writes for The Observer and Huffington Post, attended Chapin, an all-girls private school on the Upper East Side, with Ivanka as a teenager. She also stood in her 2009 wedding to Jared Kushner as one of two ‘maids of honor’.

Examples of Ivanka being a brat? Of course. According to Lysandra:

‘Some time later, she goaded me and a few other girls into flashing our breasts out the window of our classroom in what has since been labelled the “flashing the hot dog man” incident in Chapin lore. ‘Ivanka had basically been the ringleader, but she pleaded her innocence to the headmistress and got off scot-free. ‘The rest of us were suspended,’

That sounds like our girl. And please believe us on two things. One, we have heard rumors that this type of “publicly doing inappropriate things involving her sexuality” is downright innocent compared to the stuff we’ve heard Ivanka does while drinking at others’ weddings, and two, we aren’t going there because they’re rumors and you’d throw up. But it sounds like Ivanka got a young start in this area.

Here is a story we like, Lysandra says she spent time with Trump – it’s not exactly clear when this comment was made, but it also sounds typical:

She also claims to have spent time with the President, who asked her if Ivanka was the ‘prettiest’ girl in their grade and, she claims, was stunned when she said she wasn’t. ‘Before I learned that the Trumps have no sense of humor about themselves, I remember answering honestly that she was probably in the top five. “Who’s prettier than Ivanka?” I recall him asking once with genuine confusion, before correctly naming the two girls I’d had in mind.

Please take it from the father of a young teen daughter. Try to imagine just how a little a real father cares if his daughter is considered the “prettiest” girl in her grade, so long as his daughter is healthy and happy? Trump also fat-shamed Lysandra who happens to be drop-dead gorgeous then and in recent pics, not that fat-shaming is ever okay but for the love of god … Typical Trump, when Don Jr. stole half of her grilled cheese sandwich Trump said Junior was “doing her a favor,” and always asked if she was losing weight. Donald Trump is lucky that some dad has not beaten the living shit out of him. Though, admittedly, Trump has no limits and so one might pay a big price for doing such a thing. Still ….

And how did their real friendship end? You’d never imagine:

Their friendship ended the day after Ivanka and Jared’s wedding, she says, when she complained that Ivanka had taken no interest in her new job, and Ivanka said something to her ‘like’ ‘Ly, I’m too busy for this s**t.’

That’s our girl!

Please know, we are so proud of all of our readers. We all helped get rid of these people for good, at least from public lives that impact our public and personal lives! To all who gave a dollar or simply mentioned Biden in a positive way, this is the family you are helping to rid our country of.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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