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White House Just Quietly Released Results of Trump’s Physical and NOBODY Believes Them

In a pattern familiar to all at this point, the White House released a report pertaining to Trump’s annual physical.

The same physical that everyone has been wondering about for months…and Trump just quietly got it done with no one knowing?

The release comes during a national crisis of generational magnitude, so … a great day to slip in something outrageously false. The release insults the intelligence of all literate people who have seen Trump repeatedly look awful and saw Trump rushed to the hospital last October.

This is the extent of what was released:

That’s it. That’s the entirety of an entirely relevant report. Trump is one of the oldest presidents to hold office, one of the heaviest, one that takes pride in eating gourmet greased food, and one that routinely looks “out of it,” “puffy,” and slurs his words. He can appear aggressive when questioned or giving a statement, and he can appear tranquilized to the point he’s barely able to speak.

So with respect to Trump’s annual physical we have vital signs released and one line noting “no change” to previous physicals. Given the summary, we are apparently led to believes that the four hours of tests as he was rushed to the hospital in October were limited to confirming vital signs.

Welcome to North Korea, where the leader is a perfect physical specimen with super-human vital signs – 63 resting heart rate? That’s about the same as my small thin 12-year-old. We live in a gaslit dictatorship, where rubber bullets and tear gas were not used and officers only acted in self-defense. Your eyes are wrong about the police attacks on peaceful protesters, and your eyes are wrong in noting the obvious issues with his health.

You’re wrong, he’s right, you’re wrong, wrong, wrong. Get it? There is no truth. We are Russia or China now.

People damned well know we’re getting played.

And there you have it. Everyone knows. The truth is gone, yesterday’s news. Get used to it.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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