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Watch Trump Mock U.S. Senators with White Hair, ‘I Don’t Have White Hair!’

Donald Trump‘s insane speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Saturday clocked in at two hours and two minutes long, making it the longest speech of his presidency.

The speech at the annual conservative gathering hit all of Trump’s campaign topics: he blasted the media, calling them “sick.”

He went after Special Counsel Robert Mueller, saying the investigations into him are “bullshit.”

He mocked former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, imitating his Alabama accent. He railed against the Green New Deal and decried Democrats as “socialists.”

He even embarked on an extensive tangent about a general he says he met on his trip to Iraq, named Raisin Cane, who told him of more efficient ways to launch airstrikes in the region.

At the end of the marathon speech, Trump touched on his summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un in Vietnam, which ended this week with the U.S. president walking away without a denuclearization deal.

Trump addressed the controversy he caused by defending Kim’s role in the torture and death of American student Otto Warmbier, explaining he was put in a “horrible position” because he wanted to negotiate with Kim without insulting him. “A delicate balance,” Trump said.

At one point Trump went on a rant about the Green New Deal, saying that air travel would be banned (a lie), and that all cars would need to be electric (also a lie). Then he mocked senators who have white hair and then claimed he doesn’t have white hair. Which he doesn’t, but that’s because he dyes it.

What a weirdo.

WATCH:

Look, Trump has white roots, which means he probably has white hair and uses a blonde toner to make it his signature yellow color.

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