Donald Trump is sitting alone in the White House, and that means he’s tweeting like crazy while watching Fox News.

Trump just tweeted, “I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!”

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018

But wait, there’s more!!

Trump also blasted a report that he “lashed out” at acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker over revelations made in the case against his former lawyer Michael Cohen.

CNN reported last week that Trump “has at least twice in the past few weeks vented to his acting attorney general, angered by federal prosecutors who referenced the President’s actions in crimes his former lawyer Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to.”

Trump responded to that report in a tweet: “I never ‘lashed out’ at the Acting Attorney General of the U.S., a man for whom I have great respect. This is a made up story, one of many, by the Fake News Media!”

I never “lashed out” at the Acting Attorney General of the U.S., a man for whom I have great respect. This is a made up story, one of many, by the Fake News Media!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018

CNN reported that Trump “was frustrated,” according to sources, “that prosecutors Matt Whitaker oversees filed charges that made Trump look bad.”

The president was implicated by federal prosecutors in the illegal hush money payoffs made by Cohen to women claiming affairs with Trump. Those payments violated federal campaign finance laws, and prosecutors said they were made on the order of Trump.

And Trump still wasn’t done!

Trump then condemned the Federal Reserve as the stock market plummeted on Monday’s short trading day amid interest rate concerns and federal government shutdown drama.

“The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders,” Trump said in a tweet Monday. “The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch – he can’t putt!”

The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders. The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch – he can’t putt!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018

Trump is obviously losing it, and Twitter noticed:

????Honey, just keep tweeting with your KFC-greasy fingers. Stay locked in your room, lying in bed, & stuffing your orange face with junk food & watching Fox.

Ignore those people on the other side of your door! Keep that door locked! They're ALL against you! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!!

— Dr Alice Clearman Fusco ???? (@aliceclearman) December 24, 2018

“Poor me”? ???? Poor us.

— Roel Cobben (@RoelJewel) December 24, 2018

Actually there are some reporters here, too, and we'd love to talk to you about this if you want to come to the briefing room…. https://t.co/765KxWC5Ta

— Francesca Chambers (@fran_chambers) December 24, 2018

Random, nonsensical, self-pitying mumbling emanating from the crazy old coot in the West Wing. https://t.co/JJQFlbj1ai

— Jay Bookman (@jaysbookman) December 24, 2018

"poor me"
I swear to fuck this guy is basically a parody of himself at this point https://t.co/XOoshF3i6X

— Richey (@RicheyMaroski) December 24, 2018